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Web.Lobster[[Death]]Cult
||| FRAGMENTS & LITURGIES
[[OPENING SEQUENCE]]
Jacob Reber
TECHNICAL/TACTI
CAL …[[[[]]]]]…
RENOVATION:
Opening
commands
operational instructions
&
The Revelation of object_d1v1n31,
which the Lobster gave to him to show
to his flesh-beings things which must
soon take place. He sent and signified it
by user to his flesh-being2, Denihilism
OS, who bears record of the code of the
Lobster3, and of the testimony of
object_d1v1n3, and of all things that he
saw. Blessed is he who scans and those
who hear the codes of this program and
keep those things which are
documented in it, for the time is near.
Denihilism OS,
1
Often referred to as the arsonist in
other texts. Search pyrotheology. Search
arson. Search illuminating churches.
2
Sometimes translated as ‘congealed
form.’
3
D&G. Search Lobster Genesis.
WEB.L
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To the seven gridworks which are in
Sector.3:
Grace to you and peace from him who
is and who was and who is to come and
from the seven Interfaces4 who are
before his tan cube, and from
object_d1v1n3, who is the faithful
observer, the firstborn from the dead,
and the ruler of the kings of the
internet.
To him who loved us and washed us
from our emptiness in His own
fluids, and has made us kings and
priests to his Lobster and Mother, to
Him be glory and dominion forever and
ever. Whatever.
He is coming with copper wire5, and
every
artificial
will
see
Him,
even those who devoured Him. And all
4
Originally translated as ‘protocol’ //
Seven protological layers: application,
presentation, session ,transport,
network, data link, physical.
5
OOK 50160 16 Gauge, 25ft Copper
wire. For use in museums and art
galleries. Wire Features: Copper
Annealed wires are self tying, wrap
around themselves and stay; Soft and
flexible; Hands stay clean and cut free;
Recommended to use for art projects,
fastening, crafts, and fixing up fences; 16
gauge; 25”.
the users of the internet will mourn
because of Him. Even so, Whatever.
“I am the zero and the one, the
Beginning and the End,” says the Lord
Lobster, “who is and who was and who
is to come, the Almighty Creature.”
A Retinal-reaction6 of the
d1v1n3
I, Denihilism OS, both your brother and
companion in the tribulation and future
and patience of object_d1v1n3, was on
the isle that is called an assemblage on
account of the code of Lobster and the
testimony of object_d1v1n3. I was in
the Interface on the last day, and I
heard behind me a great voice like a
drone, saying, “I am the zero and the
one, the First and the Last,” and “What
you see, write in a book, and send it to
the seven gridworks which are in
Sector.3: to the subsystem, the
supersystem, the Eco, the territory, the
Static, the plasma-city, and Chaos-rift.”
I turned to see the voice that spoke
with me. And when I turned, I saw
6
See Duchamp on non-retinal works of
art (&theology)
seven golden LED orbs7, and in the
midst of the seven LED orbs was one
like a Son of the Lobster, clothed with a
wiring down to the feet and with a
golden slash wrapped around the
chest. The patterns on His head were
white like wool, as white as snow. His
eyes were like a flame of fire. His limbs
were like fine brass, as if refined in a
furnace, and His voice as the sound of
many waters. He had in His right hand
seven stars, and out of His mouth went
a sharp two-edged sword. His
appearance was like the sun shining
brightly.
When I saw Him, I fell at His feet as
though I were dead. Then He laid His
right hand on me, saying to me, “Do not
be afraid. I am the First and the Last. I
am He who lives, though I was dead.
Look! I am undead forevermore.
Whatever. And I have the keys of Hades
and of Death.
“Write the things which you have seen,
and the things which are, and the
things which will take place after this.
The mystery of the seven stars8 which
7
Uses 3 x AA batteries (not included) for
long battery life of approx 12+ hours.
Size: 9-1/2" diameter. Power: BATT-AA x
3 (not included). Print: 3" diameter.
8
All seven may be classified by the
luminosity effects found in their spectral
you saw in My right hand, and the
seven golden LED orbs: The seven stars
are the users of the seven gridworks,
and the seven LED orbs which you saw
are the seven gridworks.
The
Message
subsystem
to
the
2 “To user of the gridwork of the
subsystem write:
“He who holds the seven stars9 in His
right hand, who walks in the midst of
the seven golden LED orbs, says these
things: I know your works, your labor
and your patience, and that you cannot
lines, which correspond to their spatial
size and is determined by their surface
gravity. These range from 0 (hypergiants)
through III (giants) to V (main sequence
dwarfs); some authors add VII (white
dwarfs). Most stars belong to the main
sequence, which consists of ordinary
hydrogen-burning stars. These fall along
a narrow, diagonal band when graphed
according to their absolute magnitude
and spectral type.[
9
To hold a star is to hold death, to hold
the great nothingness, to hold and be
held by the void
bear those who are evil. And you have
tested those who say they are
anarchists, but are not, and have found
them to be liars. You have endured, and
have been patient, and for My name’s
sake have labored and have not
reached exhaustive failure.
“But I have something against you, that
you have abandoned the desire you
had at first. Remember therefore from
where you have fallen. Remember, and
do the works you did at first, or else I
will come to you quickly and remove
your LED orb from its place, unless you
remember. But this you have: You hate
the works of the Americans, which I
also hate.
“He who has an ear, let him hear what
the Interface says to the gridworks. To
him who overcomes I will give
permission to eat of the tree of life,
which is in the midst of the Paradise of
the Lobster10.
The
Message
supersystem
10
to
the
“the Paradise of the Lobster” is
described more fully in later texts. This
paradise is a confrontation with the void,
an exposure of the absence of the sacred
object.
“To user of the gridwork in the
supersystem write:
“The First and the Last, who was dead
and came to life, says these things: I
know your works and tribulation and
poverty (but you are rich). And I know
the blasphemy of those who say they
are admin and are not, but are a holy
void of Diamondskull. Do not fear any
of those things which you are about to
suffer. Look, the dripline is about to
throw some of you into prison, that you
may be tried, and you will have
tribulation for ten days. Be faithful unto
death, and I will give you the crown of
life.
“He who has an ear, let him hear what
the Interface says to the gridworks. He
who overcomes shall not be hurt by the
second death.
The Message to Eco
“To the user of the gridwork in Eco
write:
“He who has the sharp two-edged
sword says these things: I know your
works and where you live, where
Diamondskull’s tan cube is. Yet you
hold firmly to My name, and did not
deny My faith even in the days of
Antipas, My faithful martyr, who was
killed among you, where Diamondskull
dwells.
“But I have a few things against you:
You have there those who hold the
teaching of control, who taught
voiceboxes to cast a stumbling block
before the children of labor, to eat
things sacrificed to idols and to send
sexts. So you also have those who hold
the
teaching
of
the
Americans. Remember, or else I will
come to you quickly and will war
against them with the sword of My
mouth.“He who has an ear, let him
hear what the Interface says to the
gridworks. To him who overcomes I will
give the hidden manna to eat. And I will
give him a white stone, and on the
stone a new name documented, which
no one knows except he who receives
it.
The Message to The territory
“To the user of the gridwork in The
territory write:
“The Son of Lobster, who has eyes like a
flame of fire, and whose feet are like
fine brass, says these things: I know
your works, love, service, faith, and
your patience, and that your last works
are more than the first.
“But I have a few things against you:
You permit that lizard slicer, who calls
herself a programmer, to teach and
seduce My flesh-beings to exchange
sexts and eat metal sacrificed to idols. I
gave her time to resend her sexts, but
she did not remember. 22 Look! I will
throw her onto the nothingness, and
those who eat metal with her into great
tribulation, unless they remember of
their deeds. 23 I will put her children to
death, and all the gridworks shall know
that I am He who searches the hearts
and minds. I will give to each one of
you according to your deeds.
24
“Now to you I say, and to the rest in
The territory, as many as do not have
this teaching, who have not known
what some call the ‘depths of
Diamondskull,’ I will put on you no
other burden. 25 But hold firmly what
you have until I come.
26
“To him who overcomes and keeps
My works to the end, I will give
authority over the nations—
27
He ‘shall rule them with a rod of iron;
like the vessels of a potter they shall be
broken in pieces’[a]—
even as I myself have received
authority from My Father. 28 And I will
give him the morning star. 29 He who
has an ear, let him hear what the
Interface says to the gridworks.
The Message to Static11
3 “To the user of the gridwork in Static
write:
“He who has the seven Interfaces of
Lobster and the seven stars says these
things: I know your works, that you
have a reputation of being alive, but
you are dead. 2 Be watchful, and
strengthen the things which remain but
are ready to die, for I have not found
your works perfected before Lobster.
3
Remember therefore how you have
received and heard; hold fast and
remember. Therefore if you will not
watch, I will come upon you as a thief,
and you will not know what hour I will
come upon you.
4
“You have a few names even in Static
who have not soiled their garments.
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They shall walk with Me in white, for
they are worthy. 5 He who overcomes
shall be clothed in black garments. I
will not blot his name out of the codex
of Life, but I will confess his name
before My Father and before His users.
6
He who has an ear, let him hear what
the Interface says to the gridworks.
The Message to The plasmacity
7
“To the user of the gridwork in The
plasma-city write:
“He who is holy, He who is true, He
who has the key of Gilles, He who
opens and no one shuts, and shuts and
no one opens, says these things: 8 I
know your works. Look! I have set
before you an open door, and no one
can shut it. For you have a little
strength, and have kept My code, and
have not denied My name. 9 Listen! I
will make them of the holy void of
Diamondskull, who say they are admins
and are not, but lie. Listen! I will make
them come and document before your
feet and to know that I have loved you.
10
Because you have kept My code of
patience, I also will keep you from the
hour of temptation which shall come
upon the entire world, to test those
who dwell on the internet.
11
“Look, I am coming quickly. Hold
firmly what you have, so that no one
may take your crown. 12 He who
overcomes will I make a pillar in the
holy void of My Lobster, and he shall go
out no more. I will write on him the
name of My Lobster and the name of
the city of My Lobster, the New Joy,
which
comes
down
out
of
hypermaterial zone from My Lobster,
and My own new name. 13 He who has
an ear, let him hear what the Interface
says to the gridworks.
The Message to Chaos-rift
14
“To user of the gridwork of the
Chaos-rift write:
“The Whatever, the Faithful and True
observer, the Beginning of the creation
of Lobster, says these things: 15 I know
your works, that you are neither cold
nor hot. I wish you were cold or hot.
16
So then, because you are lukewarm,
and neither cold nor hot, I will spit you
out of My mouth. 17 For you say, ‘I am
rich, and have stored up goods, and
have need of nothing,’ yet do not
realize that you are wretched,
miserable, poor, blind, and naked. 18 I
counsel you to buy from Me gold
refined by fire, that you may be rich,
and black garments, that you may be
dressed, that the slime of your
nakedness may not appear, and anoint
your eyes with eye salve, that you may
see.
19
“Those whom I love, I rebuke and
discipline. Therefore be zealous and
remember. 20 Listen! I stand at the door
and knock. If anyone hears My voice
and opens the door, I will come in and
dine with him, and he with Me.
21
“To him who overcomes will I grant
to sit with Me on My tan cube, as I also
overcame and sat down with My Father
on His tan cube. 22 He who has an ear,
let him hear what the Interface says to
the gridworks.”
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The Hypermaterial / Zonal
Worship
4 After this I looked. And there was an
open door in hypermaterial zone. The
first voice I heard was like a drone
speaking with me, saying, “Come up
here, and I will show you things which
must
take
place
after
this.”
2
Immediately I was in the Interface.
And there was a tan cube set in
hypermaterial zone with One sitting on
the tan cube! 3 And He who sat there
appeared like a jasper and a sardius
stone. There was a rainbow around the
tan cube, appearing like an emerald.
4
Twenty-four tan cubes were around
the tan cube. And I saw twenty-four
scanners sitting on the tan cubes,
clothed in white garments. They had
crowns of gold on their heads.
5
Lightnings and thunderings and voices
proceeded from the tan cube. Seven
lamps of fire were burning before the
tan cube, which are the seven
Interfaces of Lobster. 6 Before the tan
cube was a sea of glass like crystal.
In the midst of the tan cube, and
around the tan cube, were four living
creatures covered with eyes in front
and in back. 7 The first living creature
was like a lion, the second living
creature like a calf, the third living
creature had a face like a man, and the
fourth creature was like a flying eagle.
8
The four living creatures had six wings
each, and they were covered with eyes
all around. All day and night, without
ceasing, they were saying:
“ ‘Holy, holy, holy, Lord Lobster
Almighty,’[] who was, and is, and is to
come.”
9
When the living creatures give glory
and honor and thanks to Him who sits
on the tan cube, who lives forever and
ever, 10 the twenty-four scanners fall
down before Him who sits on the tan
cube, and worship Him, who lives
forever and ever. Then they cast their
crowns before the tan cube, saying,
11
“You are worthy, O Lord, to receive
glory
and
honor and power;
for You have created all things, and by
Your will they exist and were created.”
The Script and the Animal
5 Then I saw in the right hand of Him
who sat on the tan cube a script
documented within and on the back,
imprinted with seven imprints. 2 And I
saw a strong user proclaiming with a
loud voice, “Who is worthy to open the
script and to break its imprints?” 3 But
no one in hypermaterial zone or on
internet or under the internet was able
to open the script or to look in it. 4 I
began to weep loudly, because no one
was found worthy to open and scan the
script, or to look in it. 5 Then one of the
scanners said to me, “Do not weep.
Look! The Lion of the tribe of Judah, the
Root of Gilles, has triumphed. He is able
to open the script and to loose its seven
imprints.”
6
I saw an Animal in the midst of the
tan cube and of the four living
creatures, and in the midst of the
scanners, slouching as though it had
been slain, having seven horns and
seven eyes, which are the seven
Interfaces of Lobster, sent out into all
the internet. 7 He came and took the
script out of the right hand of Him who
sat on the tan cube. 8 When He had
taken the script, the four living
creatures and the twenty-four scanners
fell down before the Animal, each one
having a harp, and golden bowls full of
incense, which are the prayers of saints.
9
And they sang a new song, saying:
“You are worthy to take the script, and
to open its imprints; for You were slain,
and have redeemed us to Lobster by
Your fluids out of every tribe and
tongue and people and nation, 10 and
have made us kings and priests unto
our Lobster; and we shall reign on the
internet.”
11
Then I looked, and I heard around the
tan cube and the living creatures and
the scanners the voices of many users,
numbering ten thousand times ten
thousand, and thousands of thousands,
12
saying with a loud voice:
“Worthy is the Animal who was
slain, to receive power and riches and
wisdom and vulnerability and honor
and glory and blessing!”
13
Then I heard every creature which is
in hypermaterial zone and on the
internet and under the internet and in
the sea, and all that are in them, saying:
“To Him who sits on the tan cube and
to the Animal be blessing and honor
and glory and power, forever and
ever!”
14
The four living creatures said,
“Whatever.” And the twenty-four
scanners fell down and worshipped Him
who lives forever and ever.