Ain't you jungling guy? From the information I have garnered on this man, I see him as a sort of crypto-humanist who dances to Buena Vista Social Club in his spare time in his tiny little Shanghai apartment with his slant-eyed whore of a wife. Dun-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh She's an Asian What the fuck is wrong with me? What the fuck is wrong with us, really? Why were we placed in FLASH? Oh! Shit! How do we get started? You're gonna need some of that time compression device No, I'm saying!
AHAHAHA OOOH OOOH Remember kids, Satan is cool and God is not great. He's a- He's a- Don't laugh. Whatever you do, don't become one of those accelerationists. That's dumb as shit. shit. Anyone who comes up to you talking about, I want to speed shit up. How? How are you going to speed shit up? What are you going to do? There's no speed button on fucking human culture. It just goes at the speed it wants to go. It's not driven by any particular actor. It's a network. You know
how complex systems work. No one's in fucking control. You can't accelerate something that no ones at the steering wheel of. You silly shits! You stupid fucking cunts! It's like unconditional acceleration is praxis. That's just staying still. Nick Land's always trying to sell us ateleology. Never trust anyone who tries to sell you ateleology. If I turn up with a big box of A-Teleology, skip that ad faster than an exponential curve on a positive feedback loop. We're talking zero, infinity, and A-Teleology. They're all pyramid schemes, with aliens at the top.
They've got space turds, they've got a little red snowman now. 2019, the numbers are adding up. Shit, 2019? Holy shit. Holy shit. That's so futuristic. Yeah, no shit, man. Every fucking year, this feels futuristic. That's the nature of time. It's called linear time, buddy. And if you don't like it, I know what you need. I've got just the thing for you. Creating a teleological system out of a lack of a teleological system. That's just a teleological system. That's... Am I the only one that thinks this? Am I dumb? Am I stupid?
How are these smart people coming at us with this fucking A teleology nonsense? You wanna see a real punch, French man? You wanna see a real fucking... Ah, shit. Fucking hell! Here's Q to remind you that the only way a real man can die is by ritual seppuku after a failed military coup with his favorite twink by his side. Signing out. !