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Yesterday: âSugar & Zero, Milton & BĂśhme: the Dyspeptic Abyss of Theogonyâ
THE FINAL DAY.
My Head
: or, My Belly Consumed
Just as ďŹzzing water seeps from the earth, the chthonic and chaomantic black sun (sol niger) of the
Pepsi Alph dwells within the âmantleâ of Creation, waiting to extravasate and haemorrhage the
world with sugary, hydraulic nigredo. As total primordiality, it dwells deep within all existences:
even, as we have seen, God himself. As Jung writes, â[t]artar settles on the bottom of the vessel,
which in the language of the alchemists means: in the underworld, Tartarusâ.1 And certainly, we can
trace the genetic history of Pepsi even further back into greater entanglement with Paradise Lost
via the deep link between carbonation and the infernal abysm of Hell. That is, in one ďŹnal
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synchronicity, we shall document how Pepsiâs genetic history can be traced all the way back to Hell
itself (in its actual, real world instantiation).
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Van Helmont had noticed that âgas sylvestreâ was liable not only to collect within breweries and
wine cellars but also within certain caves. In this, he was most likely referring to the infamous Cave
of Dogs (âGrotto del Caniâ) near Naples. Athanasius Kircher had previously documented the eďŹect of
an unknown gas (CO2) in the cave. Pooling at the bottom, it would cause dogs to asphyxiate
(whence the cave draws its name), whereas their human counterparts (with orthograde posture
safely positioning their mouths above the layer of pooled CO2) would survive. This phenomenon
had been documented since the ancients, and was suitably well-known. Furthermore, it was van
Helmont who identiďŹed this canine-killing substance as âgas sylvestreâ via his discovery of CO2. Of
occult import is the fact that the very same noxious carbon dioxide that collects in the Cave of Dogs
was also famed for emanating â in large quantities â from the neighbouring lake, the Lago
dâAverno (âLake Avernusâ). Both are located within the Solfatara region (which gains its name from
the Italian word for âsulphurâ), itself part of the Phlegraean Fields (i.e. âburning ďŹeldsâ), famous
throughout Italian literature for being the geographical location of the entrance to Hell. Both Dante
and Virgil locate Hellâs entrance within the fuming Lake Avernus; and the Romans, similarly,
thought it to be within the craters of the Solfatara. Crucially, the entire reason for choosing this
area for the geolocation of Hellâs gate was entirely down to the areaâs noxious carbon
emissions. The Solfataraâs carbonic gas fumes feature prominently in the literature, with Virgil
famously alluding to the idea that birds could not ďŹy over the area without suďŹocating.2 In suitable
fashion, a naturally carbonated spring named âPisciarelliâ was located nearby â the source of
medicinal ďŹzzy water long thought to cure chronic diarrhoea. (Since balneology really takes oďŹ in
Ancient Rome, these springs would have been amongst the ďŹrst used for their restorative
properties: thus, it would have certainly been one the places where the ancient collocation of ďŹzz
and digestion was birthed.)
The history of carbon dioxide â and thus Pepsi â begins in the entrance to Tartarus: curiosity
concerning the emanations in this hellish cave is what originally alerted thinkers to the properties
of carbonic gas. We thus see how this ancient Roman entrance to Hellâs domain originally inspired
the study of carbonation by alerting early modern savants to the presence of gases separate from
air, which â in turn â led to van Helmontâs discovery of carbon dioxide⌠and the rest, as we know,
is history. Thus, ďŹnally, we see how fear amongst the Ancients of Hellâs lethal fumarole emissions
transformed, over the long centuries, into the 19th-century invention of Pepsi Cola. Bubbling down
through Virgil, Dante, Kircher, Paracelsus, van Helmont, Priestley, Schweppe, and Bradham, the
toxic carbon fumes of Tartarus were eventually converted into the carbonated tartar we line our
guts with daily, on a global scale.
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BRADâS DRINK = 190 = TARTARUS
ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE. DorĂŠâs illustration of Lake Avernus, and the Entrance to
Tartarus/Hell.
Pepsi, quite simply, was forged in Hell.3 Appropriately, Hell is â in the Kabbalistic tradition4 â also
referred to as âTehomâ (meaning âthe depthsâ), which, in turn, also refers to the surging liquid
âDeepâ or âAbyssâ prior to Genesisâs creation: a carbonic black Tehom5 â as prima materia â is the
tartareous Deep, eďŹervescing beneath and within creation. (Notably, âTehomâ is also cognate with
âTiamatâ.6) Indeed, in the physico-theological understanding of the 17th century, this âTehomâ (or
Hypogene Abyss of Chaos) was believed to still reside deep within the Earthâs crust: and the
existence of this tellurian chaos ocean was employed, accordingly, as the causal explanation for the
Noachic Flood. Thomas Burnet documented how this indwelling, chthonic âTehomâ (as tellurian
chaos ocean) had broken forth, from the âfountains of the deepâ: literally causing the world to ďŹzz
with abyssal liquid. We note that âfountainâ originally comes from âfontâ: denoting any ďŹzzy
mineral water spring (from which we get the term âsoda fountainâ). And, as we have seen, people
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have, since the Ancients, considered the depths of Hell to be the source of plutonic carbonation and
infernal ďŹzz. Certainly, Burnetâs description of this âTehom Rabbahâ (âGreat Deepâ)7 enforces this.
The contemporary understanding of diluvial geology proposed that the planet literally eďŹervesced
at the Flood: that it was broken down into constituent elements, in a mix of Air and Water (with
Solids sinking to the bottom). Pepsi surged from the depths, as templex prima materia. And, as
Paradise Lost details, it could well happen again.
Troublingly, however, Paradise Lost â as we have been proposing in this essay â also allows for
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this relapse to occur outside of divine decree. Because of Miltonâs materialist voluntarism,
synecdochal revolt â ontological dyspepsia â is always possible: indeed, this is exactly how
Satanâs coup was able to happen. A part loops back into itself, and begins to simulate or feign
autonomy. As Milton implies, all terrestrial nature could collapse. He writes that, had the war in
heaven ensued,
nor only Paradise,
In this commotion, but the starry cope
Of heaven perhaps, or all the elements
At least had gone to wreck, disturbed and torn [PL; iv.991-4]
It is the clean hyaline â âthe starry cope / Of heavenâ â whose task, as a cosmic integument, is to
immunise the cosmos against the âloud misrule of Chaosâ, lest âextremes / Contiguous might
distemper the whole frameâ [PL; vii.271-4]. Yet, despite this, had ânot soon / the Eternalâ repressed
this ontic rebellion, the hyaline would have denatured and the whole of nature lapsed into autoimmunity, returning to dyspepsia and chaos [PL; iv.992-3]. Walter Charelton had written of the
need for âcontinuall renovation and reparationâ of all creaturely existences, for fear that âthe whole
Fabrickâ be destroyed by chaotic âdecayesâ. 8 In Miltonâs Comus, the eponymous character
delineates the basal superďŹuity of nature, explicating the possibility of an overly creative abortion
in her universal womb:
[She] would be quite surcharged with her own weight,
And strangled with her waste fertility;
The earth cumbered, and winged air darked with plumes,
The herds would over-multitude their lords,
The sea oâerfraught would swell, and the unsought diamonds
Would so emblaze the forehead of the deep [ll.727-32]
Insubordinate ontological excess. Meltdown. Base matter rebellion. Internal insurrection. We note
the use of the language of overďŹowing and overabundance: of a plenitude gone rotten. Increatum
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is, again, âthe womb of nature and perhaps her graveâ [PL; ii.911]. Nature as basilisk. By âunsought
diamondsâ, perhaps, Milton was imagining the tartrate crystals that are produced as superďŹuities of
fermentation.
In this light, Satan â again â is revealed as merely a symptom or vector of Chaosâs liquefaction of
reality (a vector later taken up, after being passed on by Satan to Capital, by the chemical known
as Pepsi-Cola). Satan is a conduit for producing localised fonts of Tehom relapse. He expedites the
return of the tartar that lies as potential within all materials. PandĂŚmonium is a perfect example:
Satan opens a âspacious woundâ in the hill, âscumm[ing] the bullion drossâ causing âa fabric hugeâ
to rise âlike an exhalationâ (a ďŹatulence) out of the earth [PL; i.689, 710, 704, 711]. His demonic
âcrewâ recapitulate the original excrementation of Creationâs âinfernal dregsâ, dragging
pandemonium into the world, and bringing yet more excess into Creation. (Unsurprisingly, the
diabolical architecture is described as arising from a âwombâ â of âmetallic oreâ and âsulfurâ [PL;
i.673-4].) Even more striking is Satanâs provocation of the very Empyrean to belch weaponised
chaos out of the ground in the form of the Satanic war-machines. Before pulling his cannons out of
the ground, the Prince of PandĂŚmonium describes his very own âdark materialsâ before the act:
Which of us who beholds the bright surface
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Of this etherous mould whereon we stand,
This continent of spacious heavân, adorned,
With plant, fruit, ďŹower ambrosial, gems and gold,
Whose eye so superďŹcially surveys
These things, as not to mind from whence they grow
Deep underground, materials dark and crud,
Of spirituous and ďŹery spume, [âŚ]
These in their dark nativity the deep
Shall yield to us, pregnant with infernal ďŹame [PL; vi.472-85]
Here, the very spinal cord of the verse encrypts the return to chaotic depths: both logically and on
the page itself, a descensus ad inferos â a katabasis into the womb of chaos â is presented. The
abyssal and dyspeptic chaos, in its âdark nativityâ, is the unruly ground of all that walks the âbright
surfaceâ which the âeye so superďŹcially surveysâ. The surface is easily peeled away and discarded:
the depth âyields to usâ chaotic forms abundant. It is further stressed that these materials are even
âas not to mindâ in order to emphasise their ability to escape, to ďŹood around, mental structures
and intelligibility. This matter isnât just ontologically distal from thought, it is against conceptual
thought. Satan is an artist of Chaos, but also therefore only its agent and its puppet. He draws the
ďŹzziness of Pepsi-Tehom to the surface. Indeed, van Helmont himself had written that the alchemist
can draw âa wild and pernicious Gas [aka Chaos] out of coals, Stygian waters and fusions of
mineralsâ.9 In his act of infernal chemical ingenuity, Satanâs yielding of weaponised Chaos is related
to daemonic invention (like that of the poet):
The invention all admired, and each, how he
The inventor missed, so easy it seemed once found,
Which yet unfound most would have thought
Impossible. [PL; vi.498-500]
Invention (poetic, industrial, technocommerical, chaomantic) straightforwardly just is the paradox
of auto-production: because of its inherently circular causality, it only makes sense retrospectively
and is never predictable prospectively. Simultaneously anastrophe and catastrophe, it drags
previous impossibilities into being. Tearing the consistency of reality as it smears the real across
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itself. This hellish alchemical âinventionâ results in Satanâs âdevilish machinationsâ [PL; vi.504],
when (upon the â[c]oncot[ion]â of â[t]he originals of natureâ) the entrails of the heavens belch forth
(like âthundring Ătnaâ) demonic anal cannons:
in a moment up they turned
Wide the celestial soil, and saw beneath
The originals of nature in their crude
Conception; sulphurous and nitrous foam
They found, they mingled, and with subtle art,
Concoted and adjusted they reduced
To blackest grain, and into store convey:
Part hidden veins digged up (nor hath this earth
Entrails unlike) of mineral and stone, [PL; vi.509-17]
Paracelsians often imagined hypogene actions (the actions of mineral and stone) as the production
of a geocosmic archeus. Duchesne, for example, envisioned metals concocted by âheate, by force
wherefore mettales congealed in the bowels of the earth are diposed [and] digestedâ.10 Satan is
reactivating the shit, the dyspepsia, of the geontic coelom. His infernal artillery is the regurgitation
and recrudescence of Godâs uncontrollable, fallopian, pepsoidal chaos. Pulling up these dark
materials, he harnesses the excessiveness of matter that God had to excrete, utilising its attendant
autonomy from divine forms, therefore turning âwaste fertilityâ to âdevilish machinationsâ. He
increases the resistance of this materia to incorporation back into the homeostatic divine-archeussystem. This is the job that Satan fulďŹls throughout the poem: a force of cosmic deregulation, he
creates problems for digestive bureaucracy / God-as-culinary-homeostat. A vector of Chaomantic
Libertarianism, Satan is the peptic ulcer in the archeus of Miltonâs universe.
In Comus, Milton had envisioned a similar motif of chaotic voluntarist revolution. As previously
quoted, Milton describes â in a curious acephalic image â an overripe geocosm auto-producing a
superďŹuous accretion of âunsoughtâ diamonds that proceed to âemblaze the forehead of the deepâ
[ll.731-2]. Milton goes on to describe these chthonic, chaomantic stars becoming âso bestudâ with
subsidiary glimmer
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that they below
Would grow inured to light, and come at last
To gaze upon the sun with shameless brows [ll.743-5]
The coccyx of the cosmos erupts through the cranium. Indeed, this is the perfect exemplar of
synecdochal revolt. Here, the self-fed âwaste fertilityâ of a subterraneous pseudo-star comes to
overďŹow its role as a âPartâ and thus, in runaway auto-intensiďŹcation, comes directly to compete
with the âWholeâ: this sol niger â as malignant telluric beam â comes to âgaze upon the [original]
sun with shameless browsâ. Through its crushing superďŹuity, the blinding darkness of this Pepsi-Sun
â like Miltonâs own blindness â blots out the true, and primary, lightsource of the world. The idea
of Tehom, âthe deepâ, overthrowing true luminosity with its own excessive âdarkness visibleâ ďŹnds
parallels with Miltonâs own delineation of aggressive blindness. The process of Satanic revolt (in
which the Part comes to âgaze uponâ the Whole) is not unnatural, quite the opposite: it the natural
state of all matter. It is Means-Ends subversion. Fed on itself and looped back into its own dyspeptic
pregnancy, hylomorphism becomes rotten, cancerous, and apoptotic. Moreover, it is the revocation
of all top-down rule: the insuperable capacity for internal revolt and usurpation, unbeholden to any
organisation, be it cosmic, organic, intellectual or political. As a form of solar self-decapitation from
below, it resembles the image of the âbelly revolting against the headâ, which, in Miltonâs time, had
become a prime metaphor for the regicide and revolution. This is to be expected, what with the
dissolution of Parliament being referred to as the âPurgeâ and the replacement skeleton-Parliament
dubbed the âRumpâ. The Body Politic had become autoacephalic: God and King, as the head, had
been decapitated by the rest of the body (quite literally in King Charlesâ beheading) â the
rebellious parliament or the deregulatory tartar of Godâs own scatological ex deo creation. This
autoacephalica and self-cannibalisation was perfectly captured in numerous contemporary
illustrations and reimaginings of Aesopâs autoanthropophagic âFable of the Belly and the Membersâ:
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Ogilby, J. âSculpture 47â in, The Fables of Ăsop, Paraphrasâd in Verse, Adornâd
with Sculpture, and Illustrated with Annotations, (London, 1668), 47th Fable.
Here we witness the fear of auto-production encapsulated. It is a role now fulďŹlled by capital rather
than any human political agitation: for, by operating primarily as a form of metynomic usurpation
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(whereby mere means swell, through self-selection, into ends-in-themselves), it comes to be
symbolised by Pepsi (as avatar for the superstimuli revolt of the belly against the head, or desire
against norms). Pepsi retrojects itself as the true subject of history: glucose hunger replaces human
goals. And so, we come to full appreciation of the templex connection between Pepsi and Chaos:
Miltonic Chaos is about Pepsi because Miltonic Chaos becomes real as Pepsi. As Pepsi tends
towards producing itself, and only itself, the entire universe is beholden to terminal Dyspepsia, and
we envision Burnetâs account of the ďŹood returning once more. The Earth will burst forth with the
black tartar of nigredo: Tehom and Tiamat return ascendant. Creation is not becoming more
crystalline, but more faecal and tartareous. What, then, is the end-point of this eďŹervescing of
existence, this ontological skotison? As one of the brothers explains in Comus:
But evil on itself shall back recoil,
And mix no more with goodness, when at last
Gathered like scum, and settled to itself
It shall be in eternal restless change
Self-fed, and self-consumâd, if this fail,
The pillared ďŹrmament is rottenness
And earthâs base built on stubble. [ll.592-8]
If this is not a statement of demonic rebellion as cybernetic positive feedback, then it is hard to say
quite what else it could be. Circling into itself, as evil âon itself shall back recoilâ, it becomes autoproductive, â[s]elf-fed and self-consumâdâ. This is Miltonâs model of cybernetic take-oďŹ. Here, he
truly was acting as the blind prophet of Capitalâs tendency towards metonymic (demonic) revolt:
Human production tends towards replacement with Pepsi production. Increasingly, we live to
consume rather than consume to live. And, with stunning prophetic acuity, Milton sees that the
result of all this is meltdown: return to nigredo, tartar relapse, sol niger implosion⌠The great Pepsi
fountains of the Earth break forth, âpillared ďŹrmament is rottennessâ and âearthâs base built on
stubbleâ.
Pepsi invents itself from the future.
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1. Carl Gustav Jung, The Archetypes and the Collective Unconscious,
(Princeton University Press, 1981), 301.
2. Cf. Salomon Kroonenberg, Why Hell Stinks of Sulfur: Mythology and the
Geology of the Underworld (Reaktion Books, 2013).
3. And, like Hell (as the spatialisation of revolt), Pepsi marks the tendency
for dark materials to switch into self-selection, outstripping the centralised
planning that originally created them.
4. PEPSI = 110 = KABBALAH
5. PEPSI ABYSM = 215 = TIME TRAVEL
6. âBefore the gods there was only Tiamat, the bitter water, her companion
Apsu, the sweet water, who is also Abzu (the abyss), and âthat return to
the
wombâ
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matrix-implex
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her
Mummu.â Cf. https://web.archive.org/web/20170622210905/http://www.cc
ru.net/archive/splitsecond.htm
7. TEHOM RABBAH = 192 = UTTUNUL
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8. Walter Charleton, Natural History of Nutrition, Life, and Voluntary Motion,
Containing all the New Discoveries of Anatomistâs and Most Probable
Opinions of Physicians, concerning the Oeconomie of Human Nature:
Methodically Delivered in Exercitations Physico-Anatomical, (London,
1659), 91.
9. Georgiana D. Hedesam, An Alchemical Quest for Universal Knowledge:
The âChristian Philosophyâ of Jan Baptist van Helmont (1567-1644),
(Routledge), 133.
10. A.G. Debus, The French Paracelsians: The Chemical Challenge to Medical
and ScientiďŹc Tradition in Early Modern France, (Cambridge University
Press, 1991), 34.
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