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DAY 6. Sugar & Zero, Milton & Böhme: the Dyspeptic Abyss of
Theogony
Sucrose molecule.
Insofar as Milton’s Chaos is inherently auto-productive it holds the ability to be ‘about’ something
(i.e. a 19th century consumer product) that was only made real centuries later, precisely because
this latter was ‘realised’ by the tendencies that Miltonic Chaos identifies. This ability for something
entirely temporally distal to invade the signifying universe of a poetic chronotope is the perfect
symbol for the temporal distortion attendant upon self-causing auto-production. Milton’s poem
retrospectively becomes about Chaos — not God, or Adam, or even Satan — insofar as his Chaos
has made itself real under the aspect of Pepsi-Capital’s liquefaction of reality.1 It is thus, like the
Fall, an event within time that bends the shape of time itself. Miltonic Chaos ‘became real’ in the
world-consuming nigredo of Pepsi-Cola capital, reciprocally consuming us under the sign of a
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tartareous hydraulic desire-surge. We see this substantiated in the occult historical connections
between carbonation and prima materia. Pepsi is base matter. Chaos is pure auto-production:
identical to the demonic zero that creates itself out of nothing. Just as carbonation was originally
tied to the self-producing zero of chaos, sugar, as the main ingredient of Pepsi Cola, also teems
with occult connections to zero.
We have already noted that the late 18th century introduction of carbonation furthered the naval
prowess required to support the thickening networks of the global sugar trade (and that this lead to
an increase in trade that, in turn, was required to support growing public addiction, as sugar
interfaced perfectly with human nervous systems, exploiting addictive tendencies as a conduit to
birth a new form of consumer culture, creating one of the first examples of auto-producing hype).
To this observation we must add the fact that the route of sugar into the West exactly parallels that
of auto-productive zero in both geographical provenance and historical timeline. Both were
developed in India’s Gupta Empire sometime around 400 BC. They then circulated throughout the
Arab world and the Near East, eventually percolating into the West, and arriving in late medieval
Europe around the 11th century. Zero was transmitted via the Moors of the Iberian Peninsula, and so
too was sugar (as well as coming back to Europe with soldiers returning from the crusades). Just
like zero, sugar arrives in the West at the beginning of modernity — this is not a coincidence. Both,
alike, unleashed forces that tore apart, and continue to tear apart, the globe, installing an
oecumenon, liquidating realities, and establishing abstraction ascendant. 2 Thus, as zero,
carbonation, and sugar all flow together — and facilitate each other’s development — we see how
all of history converges pepsoidally and chaomantically upon the point at which Chaos realises itself
under the avatar of Pepsi.
PEPSI is TARTARUS is CAPUUT MORTUM is NIGREDO is SOL NIGER
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Existence effervesces in darkness eternal. Pepsi-Chaos — black, dark, yet tangible — is indwelling
“darkness visible”. The ‘transcendental object = X’. It is both the liquid grounds of individuation,
and the lubricant for the liquidation of all individuals.3 Indeed, Milton stresses this by claiming that
Chaos is “one first matter all”: prima materia or massa confusa. In this light, Pepsi-Chaos, as a “first
matter” — becoming curiously coeval with and internal to God himself — is significantly
problematic. Milton, despite the uncomfortable conclusions of this line of thought, was forced to
present it in this way because of the entailments of certain metaphysical commitments he had
already selected. That is, as previously mentioned, Milton (thoroughly committed to monism and,
consequently, denying any possibility of creatio ex nihilo4) chose to pursue the idea of an ex deo
creation (and, in many ways, Paradise Lost plays out as the metaphysical test chamber for this
thought experiment). Accordingly, prima materia becomes legible as arising from within God
himself. This philosophical decision has some benefits. It averts the logical paradoxes surrounding
ex nihilo creation that so disturbed the monist Milton. It also deftly avoids the need to posit the
existence of some eternal matter unrelated or external to God, from which he merely fashioned the
Creation like a carpenter (which would be perceived as eternalist heresy). The brave experiment of
creatio ex deo avoids the Scylla and Charybdis of these two issues only by instead postulating that
God created from out of himself (somewhat like a spider weaving silk). The idea of ex deo remained
a heterodox philosophical option for exactly this reason: Thomas Erastus, a few decades before
Milton, had written that creatio ex deo relegates God’s act of “creationem” to merely a
“secretionem”. In other words, it makes resplendent and autonomous creation into a disgusting and
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bodily secretion: a scatological act of expulsion.5
Unsurprisingly, interpreters have long diverged on the true position of Milton’s Chaos as an anterior
increatum, coeval and internal to the godhead. Schwartz has argued that it is simply resoundingly
evil; Rumrich — advocating for a Chaos in intimate somatic unity with God — reveals the possibility
of a ‘hermaphrodite’ deity6; Milton himself, in his De Doctrina, attempts to appear confident that his
potentia materia is totally neutral. He describes it as “fonte” and “seminariam” of all things and
therefore “not [at all] evil or worthless”.7 Milton was probably relying here on the fact that, in many
ways, Chaos cannot strictly be said to be evil, because it is itself elder than the creation of Good
and Evil. However, despite Milton’s intentions, this does not ‘neutralise’ it. Instead, it lends it an
even more anonymous, anomalous and alien aspect. Satan is something we can know and delimit;
Chaos is even more fearful because it cannot even be conceived. For, like the divine darkness of
the potentia absoluta (which, in the manner of Milton’s antinomian contemporaries, surpasses the
very idea of law itself), it cannot even be related to human mental categories (and thus to moral
notions). Elder than Good and Evil — elder than Law itself — this is a totally sovereign and
impersonal power (not therefore neutrality): indeed, Satan, Evil, and Sin are revealed as merely
vectors of this chaotic elder force. One cannot even describe it as ‘evil’, because it is so utterly
beyond moral categorisation: it is total and absolute otherness. As “infinite Abyss” and “eldest
Night” it is antinomianism incarnate and potentiated. [PL; ii.405, 894.] Chaos comes, through this,
to resemble the abyssal ground of God’s fearful omnipotence.8
Milton’s confidence in De Doctrina broods over a thinly-veiled repression, because, whatever the
‘nature’ of his Chaos (and, indeed, its nature is to have no nature because nature is nomos and
limit-through-identity), it must be one with God. The consequence of creation ex deo is that God
must internalise the total alien externality of Chaos. For, in order to avoid positing the eternity of a
separate matter and to simultaneously dodge the logical paradoxes of ex nihilo, creatio ex deo
entails that Chaos become part of God himself. This crushingly anonymous potency is cast into
intimate unity with God: and, with this, Milton inherits a central problem of the voluntarist tradition.9
It allows for a resident alien: a resident alien that, because it precedes all boundaries, becomes
capable of liquidating all boundaries. Bubbling Pepsi is thus revealed as God’s chaotic unconscious,
prone to the production of basilisks. Moreover, given the physiological focus of the alchemical
tradition that Milton inherited, this chaos-ingestion could not but be envisioned in peptic terms.
God’s act of self-individuation — the theogenic shoring up of the limits and distinctions of his
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intellect and intentions in contradistinction to this unlimited and indistinct power — could only be
imagined as a bowel movement. In order to emerge from his chaotic, liquid unconscious, God had
first to shit it out. This is the act of “tartareous” Creation described above: God’s “downward
purg[ing]” of the “black tartareous cold infernal dregs” prior to the creation of the heavens and
firmament. Creation is, thus, merely the excremental by-product of God’s act of self-individuation.
Such ideas are strikingly cognate with the ecstasies of another of Paracelsus’s followers: namely,
Jakob Böhme (1575-1624), German mystic and theologian. In Böhme’s strikingly singular
description of theogeny and cosmogeny, God comes to know himself as God only by delimiting
himself against an internal “Abyss” of “Eternall Nothing”: his Chaotic “ungrund”, as Böhme dubs
it.10 Prior to this, both God and Chaos were in a state of total and absolute indistinction. For, as
Böhme makes clear, if “everything were only one, that one could not be revealed to itself”.11 Thus
the God accedes to a state of self-knowing only through his limitation against this internal chaotic
otherness. It is only through this inner splitting that the chaotic and primordial ungrund filters itself
into the dichotomies of Subject/Object and God/Matter that are the sufficient conditions for the
possibility of His self-consciousness. Yet, as God emerges to himself — as he comes to know himself
— he necessarily only does so by purging the caput mortuum of externality from himself. Thus, the
first act of subject-formation arises through an act of hygiene. He does this by setting up the
barriers that enforce individuation — by gastrulating himself — and thereby evacuating the chaotic
ungrund.12
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Of course, attuned to the Paracelsian tradition, Böhme could not help but present this in an anal
mode. He talks of the excremental “Lump” engendered “[when], between the Firmament and the
Earth, [the cosmos] was cleansed from Dregs”.13 For, just as “in the Body” a “Superfluity” or
“Excrement” is driven out (via, as Böhme explains, a peristaltic “Inclosure round about it, viz. a
Film, or Gut”) and becomes “banish[ed]” through the “nethermost Port”, so too “happened also to
the Earth, when the Fiat thrust it out of the Matrix […] upon a Heap as a Lump, seeing it was unfit
for Heaven”.14 Digestion — as an “Inclosure” that blocks out external excess — sets up the Subject
only by excrementally purging the inner Chaos: this physiological boundary is directly paralleled by
the normative boundary between ‘wrong’ and ‘right’ that generates rationality and conceptual
intelligence through discursive “Inclosure”. It should come as no surprise, then, that Böhme
theorised that in a pre-lapsarian state (prior to the introduction of Knowledge of Good and Bad into
the world), Adam would have required “no teeth or any intestines” (because “no filth accumulated
in him”).15 Epistemic fallibility arises coeval with digestive fallibility (and, as Böhme first discovered,
both are necessary conditions of individuality).16 Only with such distinctions does subjectivity
emerge from initiation: whether they be conceptual barriers (right from wrong) or the barrier of the
“Inclosure” installed by a “Gut” (distinguishing nourishment from superfluity). Once again, we see
the reinforcement of Chesterton’s decree that “aerated waters” could only be postlapsarian.
Digestion is the cosmic trauma of a fallen world, but also the very condition of individuality within
this world. The possibility of erring, in both culinary and moral matters, arises only after the original
trauma that arrives from the originary purge of externality generative of the first internality — that
is, God himself, when he ejaculated his prima materia.
We can now observe how Böhme’s theories of dyspeptic theogeny perfectly frame Milton’s own
excremental Creation in Paradise Lost. Within Milton’s unavowedly monist universe, for God to
emerge as a subject he must gastrically individuate himself from dyspeptic chaos. He does this by
literally purging the superfluity, in the first act of digestion. Unsurprisingly, just as Milton was
familiar with Paracelsus and van Helmont, he was also certainly well aware of Böhme.17 The traces
of Böhme’s dyspeptic divine ungrund can be found throughout Milton’s writing. Exemplary is
Milton’s speculation, in De Doctrina Christiana, upon the relationship between his postulated
“increatum” (i.e. “first matter”) and God. For, at this particular juncture in the theological treatise,
the poet’s Latin tellingly becomes “awkward” and “barely makes sense” (‘signalling greater
troubles […] with meaning’: perhaps flagging, therefore, an indigestion of signification).18 One thing
sticks out amongst the knotted syntax: an unusually high frequency of verbiage related to
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‘emissions’. The language surrounding God’s “Impensionem” (‘giving out’) of base matter betrays
Milton’s preoccupation with ‘emanations’. For example, Milton deploys the words “comprimere”,
“eimittere”, and “propagare” in proximity (‘comprimo’ sometimes denoting constriction of the
bowels; ‘emitto’, likewise, signifying discharge of bodily liquids; ‘propagare’ carrying denotation of
disseminations).19 Perhaps the most striking illustration of Milton’s dyspeptic model of cosmogeny
and theogeny can be found in De Doctrina’s final words on the relationship between prima materia
and deity in the act of Creation. Here, Milton concludes that “materia indigesta modo et
incomposita, quam Deus postea digessit et ornavit”. (Which can be translated roughly as: ‘The first
matter was in an indigested and disordered state, but afterwards God digested it and made it
beautiful.’) Here, Milton — in a manner identical to Böhme — explicitly declares that the
relationship between Chaos, God, and Creation is one of digestion: as the “indigest” is said to be
“digessit” by the divine.20
All of this can be reduced to a very elaborate response to the voluntarist dichotomy (the chasm
between a god who is good and a god who is totally free). One that, modulated through the
alchemical tradition, simultaneously generates a notion of a divine unconscious and casts this
unconscious as a dyspeptic divine gut. “The soul is a (disobedient) stomach!” For, insofar as
intelligence is made out of rules, preconscious and unlimited freedom is better expressed by
excrement (that which exceeds regimentation). It all goes to show that even God could never fully
assimilate or anabolise the potency he is grounded — and fed — upon. This is largely because it is
God: an elder, impersonal, pre-individual, and unrestrained aspect of ‘himself’. It is no coincidence
that Schelling, and later Jung, borrowed the language of alchemical prima materia to describe the
journey from unconsciousness to subjectivity.21 The upshot of all of this is as follows: Creation is the
by-product of the worst dyspepsia imaginable — an indigestion so cosmic that it forced God himself
to become self-conscious. It is a traumatic self-awakening that impels God to limit himself against
the unlimited and anonymous power of chaos: a delimitation that therefore requires an
excremental purging of this chaotic base matter. After this individuating evacuation, God works to
impose his intelligible forms upon the excess produced by this purge (Böhme’s faecal ‘lump’),
attempting to filtrate and subtilise it (like a master alchemist) into crystalline firmaments and
planets… but the “superfluity” lurks, repressed, deep within.
FANTA™ = RUBEDO (as cinnabar)
MOUNTAIN DEW™ = CITRINITAS
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CALPIS™ = ALBEDO
PEPSI™ = NIGREDO (as pepsoidal ungrund™)
Arcane geometric resemblances are detectable between Böhme’s mystical illustrations of abyssal
theogony and PepsiCo marketing logo.
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1. CAPITAL TELEONOMY = 330 = COSMIC PEPSI ULCER
2. The fully liquidated world radiates abstraction ascendant; the fully
capitalised world radiates effervescence ascendant.
3. Pagel: ‘Gas is central to [van Helmont’s] naturalist philosophy and
cosmosophy’, as it is the ‘vector of object-specificity, the spiritual carrier
of the specific life-plan of an object’. Joan Baptista van Helmont: Reformer
of Science and Medicine, 63.
4. Denial of ex nihilo is perhaps the base gene of monism: for, if all that ‘is’
is being, nothing can therefore arise from non-being.
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5. Indeed, Erastus was here writing against creatio ex deo in the context of
denouncing Paracelsian iatrochemistry.
6. A deity that reflects Paracelsus in their shared hermaphroditism.
7. Note here the spermatic resonances in “seminariam”, echoing Erastus’s
language of bodily secretions; likewise, notice the fact that “fonte” itself
originally referred to naturally carbonated springs.
8. It is the ground of his preconscious and abyssal freedom, prior to all the
limits of personeity, and against which he comes to limit himself in the act
of identity. Of course, this is a route that Schelling would later explicate in
his Freiheitschrift of 1809. As we shall see, Milton’s thought is similar to
Schelling’s — despite geographic and historical distance — because both
were heavily influenced by Jakob Böhme.
9. Indeed, from the very beginning, the voluntarist splitting of God into
absolute power and ordinate power presages the splitting of the self into
the unconscious and the intellectual.
10. UNGROUND = 186 = COLA XANADU
11. Boehme, The Works of Jacob Behmen, the Teutonic Theosopher: To Which
is Prefixed the Life of the Author; with Figures Illustrating his Principles,
left by the Rev. William Law, M.A, trans. W. Law, iv.Vols, (London, 1764),
iii.76. In this way, he prefigures much of German Idealism. Moreover, it is
from this tradition that Jung borrows his conception of alchemical prima
materia
to
represent
the
indifferentiation
(indiffrenz)
preceding
subjectification.
12. INDIVIDUATION = 268 = DISSOLVED SELF = PEPSI COLA CHAOS
13. Ibid, iv.108.
14. Ibid.
15. Böhme, Genius of the Transcendent: Mystical Writings of Jakob Boehme,
(Shambhala Publications, 2010), 7.
16. Milton nods to this tradition of speculation (that Adam did not have a gut
or an anus) when he claims that God “did enlarge the universal diet of
man’s body” when he made us free (to be right or wrong, in matters both
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epistemic and eupeptic).
17. Nathan Paget, Milton’s close friend and a man of radical speculative
inclination [G. Campbell, & T.N. Corns, John Milton: Life, Work and
Thought, (OUP, 2008), 321.], appears to have had a “very special interest
in Boehme”. [C. Hill, Milton and the English Revolution, (Viking Press,
1978), 493-5]. His library, more specifically, contains an unusually large
amount of the German philosopher’s works (some in manuscript form,
others printed in the original German, prior to the English translation’s
appearance). Hill speculates that it is “most likely” that Paget “would
have discussed [Boehme] with [Milton]”. (Moreover, Paget owned 19
works by Paracelsus, 4 by van Helmont, and a couple by Charleton.)
Further, Edward Phillips — Milton’s nephew — became embroiled deeply
in the mystic’s writings: Phillips worked for the Fifth Earl of Pembroke to
“interpret some of the Teutonic philosophy” of Jakob Boehme
[Ibid, 493-5]. And, finally, Böhme’s name turns up in Milton’s own state
papers. In an address from “Mr. Samuel Herring” to parliament from
1654, “Jacob Behmen” is described by Milton as a “noble minde […]
soaring beyond the letter” with “true revelation from the true spirit”. The
address even closes by proposing for the opening of academies teaching
Boehme’s philosophy in England. [cf. John Milton, Original Letters and
Papers of State: Address to Oliver Cromwell, Found among the Political
Collections of Mr. John Milton, ed. J. Nickolls, (London, 1743), 99.]
18. De Doctrina, 90-1.
19. De Doctrina, 290.
20. De Doctrina, 290-2.
21. The Jungian process of enantiodromia: the procession of alchemical
colours, from black nigredo (Pepsi) to white albedo, to yellow citrinitas, to
red rubedo.
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